"YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR
HEART, WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND."
"FOR WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS, THERE YOUR HEART
WILL BE ALSO."
( MATTHEW 22:37 ) & ( LUKE 12:34 )
As we are commanded in the top verse, we are to give our
hearts to Jesus Christ, and just in case any of you haven't already
done that, He sends you a copy of His Resume for consideration.
Now I received the following from one of our Subscribers previously
, so let us now read:.
The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've
sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management
position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments
as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
* I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs
3:19)
* I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians
3:13)
* The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life
through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background:
* I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
* I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
disrespectful.
* My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See
Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills Work Experiences:
* Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering
the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting
the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind
and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
* I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who
listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See
Proverbs 1:33).
* Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to
cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background:
* I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom
and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
* In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge,
(See Colossians 2:3).
* My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp
unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
* I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms
44:21).
Major Accomplishments:
* I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
times, (See Genesis 1:26).
* I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
* I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show
of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
* I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the
dead!
* There are many more major accomplishments, too many to
mention here. You can read them on my website, which is
located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet
connection or computer to access my website.
References:
* Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine
healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and
supernatural guidance
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Prov 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I
start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
NOW MAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, AND OUR
GOD AND FATHER, WHO HAS LOVED US AND GIVEN US
EVERLASTING CONSOLATION AND GOOD HOPE BY GRACE,
COMFORT YOUR HEART AND ESTABLISH YOU IN EVERY
GOOD WORD AND WORK. Amen. ( 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17 )
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